Lots and lots of pale, plumpy bodies

Yesterday I went to Brighton Beach for the day. It was almost as hot there as it was in every other city in the world. The cool thing about this beach is that it's rocks and not sand. This is my kind of beach - no sand to get in your body orifices, no sand in your shoes, no sand in your potato chips.


Conditions: Summertime!
P.S. Don't Tim and Ricky sound hot?