Showing posts with label Naked Bike Ride. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naked Bike Ride. Show all posts

Monday, June 16, 2008

I had porridge for breakfast. It was surprisingly delicious. And mushy.

Sometimes I am amazed at the things I stumble upon in this city. Saturday I was walking along the river after a somewhat successful day of testing in the office (this time my computer actually decided to work!) and all of a sudden there were a whole bunch of jets in formation flying above. I'd say there were about 10 or so different groups of them. I have no idea what they were, why they were doing fly-over's in London, or whether they were headed towards Kate Middleton's backyard.

I got bored waiting for the Tube, so I started taking pictures of things.
They didn't look that heavy to me; maybe they're just retaining water.
I don't know if you heard about this or not, but this is a telescope that sees from London to New York. It's rising up through the ground here in London right in front of Town Hall. When I saw people looking into the lens and waving, I turned to Eric and said, "Wait, a minute, they can actually see people in New York? I thought it was just a prop?" To which he replied, "Yes, they actually built a telescope that goes through the middle of the Earth and when you look in, you can see straight through to America." Touche, Eric. Touche. (Just to clarify, there's a camera on both telescopes so you actually can see each other. But as Tenacious D would say, we don't have the technology yet to build a telescope through the Earth's core.)
Saturday was the World Naked Bike Ride in London. It was pretty much what it sounds like - naked people riding bikes through the city of London. In case you can't read what the pamphlet says, the mission of the ride was to: Protest Against Oil Dependency; Curb Car Culture; Celebrate Body Freedom. Oh and yes, that IS an image of E.T. in the upper right hand corner. I staked out a good spot on a park bench right at the beginning in Hyde Park and took as many pictures as possible without seeming too perverted (mission probably not accomplished). Clearly I can't send you the pictures I took of the ride because I'm pretty sure I would get fired for that. So if you want to see some funny-yet-disturbing pictures of naked people riding bikes, go to the blog (www.lisashoshana.blogspot.com) as I've posted some there.

Nudity and Bikes! (Part 2)

The hat makes the outfit.

The view from behind (pun intended) wasn't any better...


Good thing this guy wore a disguise. No one even had an inkling it was Denzel Washington.
You want 2 cd's?
Unicycles! Mantinis! I can't really think of anything that would top this.


Nudity and Bikes! (Part 1)

This dude fell right at the beginning of the ride. Falling off a bike isn't a graceful thing to begin with; so the fact that he was naked only added to the overall awkwardness of the situation.


Okay, so this guy wasn't naked. But how could I not take a picture of a guy dressed as a gorilla riding a bike while sitting in a leather chair? Come to think of it, I think I saw that image on a Rorschach test the other day.


This was one of two pregnant women I saw on the ride. I love the message written on her belly. Also, she looks a little like Jane Montossi, no?


This is a situation where fanny packs come in quite handy, don't you think?

I can't imagine how much work went into this get-up. Also, tandem bikes added a whole new layer to the Naked Bike Ride.